You call yourself a 'Melayu' woman??

KES 1
Me: Ala, kena la jimat-jimat macam ape tuh, sediakan tabung sebelum hujan!
Zaim: Eh, maksud kau, sediakan 'payung' instead of tabung kan??Hahahahaha
Me:Eh, betul lah, I mean dari segi kewangan (Nak cover malu)

KES 2
Me: Kelakarlah, nanti dalam pool, nampak macam agar-agar aje.
Syefah: Agar-agar??
Zaim: Obor-oborlah!Hahahahahaha!
Syefah: Hahahahaha!
Me: Eh, silap-silap.Maksudnya jellyfish.Tersasul...

KES 3
Me: You ni guna mahzab ape, huh??
Aiman: Syg, u mean mazhab ke????

KES 4
Me: Zaim, kalau kamu nak ikut, cakap lah awal2.Nanti nak book untuk 4 org.Senang sikit.Cukup karom(I think it spells like this)
Zaim: Huh, karom???Ko nak cakap korem(I think it spells like this) yek????
Me:Aah( senyum sebab malu lagi).

KES 5
Me: Zaim, ape bendanya tuh, yang buat sesuatu kearah kebaikan secara berterusan???Tawakal yek?
Zaim: Ape??Hahahahaha.Istiqamah lah!!!!!!
Aiman: Hahahahaha!

KES 6
Me: Takpe, takpe.Biar suffer dulu.Bak kata "Bersakit-sakit ke hulu, bersenang-senang ke tepian..."
Zaim and KA:Hahahahahaha.Salah la.Ulang balik kamu cakap ape tadi?Hahahahahaha!


I bet if all my BM teachers from Standard 1 to Form 5 see this, they are going to take and early retirement(or faint if they already retired).